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Let's bring it back.
just a skin
steve tells the tale of a girl who just had a skin.
shottysteve
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huge thanks to the fine actors in this video.
gunching - steve
jo - tammy
foths - simp guy
delayed - guy guy
swaws - guy guy guy
zive - guy guy guy guy
chirs - guy guy guy guy guy
nabebl - guy guy guy guy guy guy
ripsick - guy guy guy guy guy guy guy
as well as the fine audio provided by elizark.
parody of "just a friend" by mr. biz markie in counter-strike: global offensive
*****LYRICS*****
(Intro)
Yo moms is so ugly her teeth look like she ate a flashbang,
Oooohhhh
Yo mama so fat she thought banana was a fruit,
It is bro, (yeah like on italy)
Oh I got one, Yo mama so poor, for your birthday she got you a gut knife field-tested!
(bro thats kinda messed up)
(Cue track)
Have you ever played a game where you met somebody,
That was cracked like a cracker, and whack like karate?
Let me tell ya a story of my online flick,
With my lady friend in counterstrike, my online chick.
The way that I met her was on inferno in comp,
We were both at the top it was a 10-2 stomp
I just won a clutch I was pourin' with sweat
And outta nowhere i heard a voice in my headset
She said “that was insane, can i add you on steam?”
My buddy called me a simp and she said “don’t be mean”
I added her back, and we continued our game,
She got a 2 piece collat, she put flusha to shame
I hit a couple flicks and she was enthused,
I said, "ez clutch" she said, "nice job defuse" *“bro stop simping”*
After the game, we rapped for a while,
But then I saw something strange on her steam profile,
She had a fac new (knife) named heart young tim,
I asked her who that, she said, "Nobody, it’s just a skin"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need but you say it's just a skin,
And you say it's just a skin, oh baby (x2)
So I took her word, didn’t wanna lose on time,
I thought just havin' a skin didn’t make her non-prime,
'Cause I got skins and that's a fact,
Like my p2 sand dune, and my hat,
Forget about that, let's go into the story,
About this girl with a knife in her inventory,
So we started talkin' every day on discord and AIM,
Spendin' a lot of time in and out of game so I’d bhoppin out the
Friend zone and then we could give it a whirl,
How it's gonna be when she was my e-girl
Everything was great, and that’s not just talk,
I had no idea I was in for a shock
I worked up the courage to tell her how I felt,
There was a heat in the room I felt my keyboard melt,
I told her that I liked her and the message said read,
A couple minutes went by, and then she finally said:
You, you got what I need, but I think we should stay friends,
I don’t want this thing to end,
Please, just tell me the truth, is it really just a skin,
Is this just because of tim,
She said tim? Excuse me? And then she was offline.
I didn’t hear from her for a long time.
A week went by until I finally heard back.
I said i was just a toe and you were my tic tac,
I miss you so much, please can you forgive me,
I made a mistake and ruined what could be,
I said I need to talk to you and I gave her a ring,
But there was no answer, and then I heard a ding,
She said Tim was my nickname on steam in the past,
I have feelings for you, but I wanted this to last,
I said then please answer the call, I need to know,
If I’m the man for you or just another joe,
This time she picked up, to my surprise,
Oh, snap! Right in front of my eyes,
The girl I fell in love with was actually a guy,
I thought for a sec, and said I guess I’m bi,
I said you,
you got what I need,
Even though you are a he,
You are everything to me
Oh baby, you...
Thanks for stickin around guys.
shottysteve
join our rust server! connect 104.129.132.229:28316
huge thanks to the fine actors in this video.
gunching - steve
jo - tammy
foths - simp guy
delayed - guy guy
swaws - guy guy guy
zive - guy guy guy guy
chirs - guy guy guy guy guy
nabebl - guy guy guy guy guy guy
ripsick - guy guy guy guy guy guy guy
as well as the fine audio provided by elizark.
parody of "just a friend" by mr. biz markie in counter-strike: global offensive
*****LYRICS*****
(Intro)
Yo moms is so ugly her teeth look like she ate a flashbang,
Oooohhhh
Yo mama so fat she thought banana was a fruit,
It is bro, (yeah like on italy)
Oh I got one, Yo mama so poor, for your birthday she got you a gut knife field-tested!
(bro thats kinda messed up)
(Cue track)
Have you ever played a game where you met somebody,
That was cracked like a cracker, and whack like karate?
Let me tell ya a story of my online flick,
With my lady friend in counterstrike, my online chick.
The way that I met her was on inferno in comp,
We were both at the top it was a 10-2 stomp
I just won a clutch I was pourin' with sweat
And outta nowhere i heard a voice in my headset
She said “that was insane, can i add you on steam?”
My buddy called me a simp and she said “don’t be mean”
I added her back, and we continued our game,
She got a 2 piece collat, she put flusha to shame
I hit a couple flicks and she was enthused,
I said, "ez clutch" she said, "nice job defuse" *“bro stop simping”*
After the game, we rapped for a while,
But then I saw something strange on her steam profile,
She had a fac new (knife) named heart young tim,
I asked her who that, she said, "Nobody, it’s just a skin"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need but you say it's just a skin,
And you say it's just a skin, oh baby (x2)
So I took her word, didn’t wanna lose on time,
I thought just havin' a skin didn’t make her non-prime,
'Cause I got skins and that's a fact,
Like my p2 sand dune, and my hat,
Forget about that, let's go into the story,
About this girl with a knife in her inventory,
So we started talkin' every day on discord and AIM,
Spendin' a lot of time in and out of game so I’d bhoppin out the
Friend zone and then we could give it a whirl,
How it's gonna be when she was my e-girl
Everything was great, and that’s not just talk,
I had no idea I was in for a shock
I worked up the courage to tell her how I felt,
There was a heat in the room I felt my keyboard melt,
I told her that I liked her and the message said read,
A couple minutes went by, and then she finally said:
You, you got what I need, but I think we should stay friends,
I don’t want this thing to end,
Please, just tell me the truth, is it really just a skin,
Is this just because of tim,
She said tim? Excuse me? And then she was offline.
I didn’t hear from her for a long time.
A week went by until I finally heard back.
I said i was just a toe and you were my tic tac,
I miss you so much, please can you forgive me,
I made a mistake and ruined what could be,
I said I need to talk to you and I gave her a ring,
But there was no answer, and then I heard a ding,
She said Tim was my nickname on steam in the past,
I have feelings for you, but I wanted this to last,
I said then please answer the call, I need to know,
If I’m the man for you or just another joe,
This time she picked up, to my surprise,
Oh, snap! Right in front of my eyes,
The girl I fell in love with was actually a guy,
I thought for a sec, and said I guess I’m bi,
I said you,
you got what I need,
Even though you are a he,
You are everything to me
Oh baby, you...
Thanks for stickin around guys.
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What are you doing
Shottystevs let’s make out
0:38 Hardee's Chicken Tenders
It's been 3 years since shotty returned and left. I'm in a much better place rn, but this song still hits a little too close to home
I miss these times
play val
who else still blasting this in 2024
Wasnt expecting the dr katz theme... i knew u were funny but damn
bro our team just made you quit with dualies :D
no my friend got on runescape and hes never on he has kids
Who? Shottysteve? @@shottysteve
2:58 what's their @?
I thought this shit was real back then
this hits different coming back a few years later as a trans girl
Here in 2024 CS2 is in a state of dismay... this song is more relevant than ever.
Steve drop another song 🎵
this video is awesome
This was the last video i watched before bed on my first day off college. God time flies
Mr. Steve, we need urgent assistance. 🙏🏻
rip
waddup from the Space Ghost livestream
Can you release a guide on how I can install the old csgo on my samsung smart fridge?
Heavily underrated. Kudos to yall
goodbye csgo
Upload a video you lazy 😠
🥵
BRO I MISSED OUT WHO IS THIS MAN
still a classic series i wonder what happened to you steve i was 12 when i watched these now im 19 hope u doing good bro
come back :(
this video is *impossible* to find started to worry I made it up but after years just found it in a playlist
got dis recommended today lmao dis is comedy
what i would give to go back to these days
I suddenly came back.
Ain't no way this video is SEVEN years old ffs
come back please
this video is still cool after seven years
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@@shottystevewow he alive
wjiortjwoiejrjwsdkrfjwe@@shottysteve
@@shottysteve you're alive !!!
dang are u that hurt
im still here in 2024 <3
stop spamming
@@shottysteve my brother, you're alive
im still here in 2024 <3
Dude these are fucking art i cant believe how old these are
a classic
didnt realize this sampled Kanye's G.O.O.D Friday until today
Damn man this hit me
THIS WAS 3 YEARS AGO WHAT DA SPRUCE
still goes dummy hard
I finally understood the black light joke
the game was gunner before csgo 2 tbh
Can you guys fix this for me no repeat as he pulls out a gun 🤣